We're not going to beat around the bush this week - here's some of the top stuff we've discovered online this week, delivered to you through some rare wi-fi while Umbro is on a top secret foreign mission...First of all this week, we've already talked about the Copa Libertadores recently, but with the tournament getting up to speed again we thought this handy crib sheet from Sabotage Times could come in handy.
A few days after the super, mega game of games between Manchester and Madrid but this terrific infographic from Kitbag still makes for great reading.
As does this fine effort from the always excellent On Goals Scored, presenting a mindbending map of World Cup top goalscorers
Consider yourself to be a football hipster? Unless you tick all 25 of the boxes suggested by Balls, you best get on your Fixie bike and shoot your artisan beard outtahere
And finally this week, who doesn't want to see a video bringing together 35 years of football video games in one quick burst of instant nostalgia? Watch thanks to Beat The First Man and then enjoy a furious five minute Sensible Soccer reverie before getting back to work...
And there we go, apologies for the brief cameo supersub appearance. Ciao, for now....